Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Randomize
