I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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