Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We had to coat check the pizza.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Randomize
