He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I have fence marks all over my body
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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