I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
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I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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