nut hugger
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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