yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate