I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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