I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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