The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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