Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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