I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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