I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
this hospital has no fireball
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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