we're blogging at a bar
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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