NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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