So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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