He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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