ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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