I wannas sexs uuuuu
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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