I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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