I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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