I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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