It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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