My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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