i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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