i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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