He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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