he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
God, you're like boner-b-gone
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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