i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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