Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Everyone says I win the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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