Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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