Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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