I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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