I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You can't special order awesome
People in love make me want to vomit
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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