i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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