Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
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I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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