There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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