this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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