grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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