You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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