who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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