did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
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