Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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