If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Mom said you looked used
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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