He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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