therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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