Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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