You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
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I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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