how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
