Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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