So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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