# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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