Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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