you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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