her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
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