I could have mohawked her pubes.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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