The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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