make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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